史蒂夫·希尔顿登场:加州七周决胜时刻与全球意义
主持人: 这位加利福尼亚州州长候选人在诸多方面都极其独特。首先,他是一位共和党人;其次,他是一位英国人。欢迎来到本期节目,史蒂夫·希尔顿!
英文原文
Host: a candidate for the governor of California who is extremely unique in a number of ways. First of all, he's a Republican. And second, he's a Brit. Welcome to the program, Steve Hilton. It's a joke. I mean, what are these Democrats doing? We already have the highest taxes in the country. Your first 100 grand tax-free. Even Katie Porter agrees with that.
嘉宾介绍: 在此之前,他在硅谷担任科技企业家。人们对这些荒唐事已经厌倦透顶。当他们的预算翻倍时,一切服务翻倍变好了吗?当然没有。加利福尼亚对美国而言,就如同美国对世界而言。有请史蒂夫·希尔顿!
英文原文
Intro: Prior to that, he was in Silicon Valley as a tech entrepreneur. People are so sick of the nonsense. Is everything twice as good when they've doubled the budget? Of course not. California means to America what America means to the world. Please welcome Steve Hilton. Wake up. Wake up, buddy. Let's go.
史蒂夫·希尔顿: 大家好!
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Steve Hilton: Hi.
史蒂夫·希尔顿: 好的。醒醒吧,加利福尼亚!我们只有七周的时间来拯救我们的州。你们准备好了吗?
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Steve Hilton: All right. Wake up, California. We have seven weeks to save our state. Are you ready?
查马斯 / 杰森: 我们能做到吗?我们只有七周了。就这么多时间,但我们能做到。
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Chamath / Jason: Are we going to do it? We got seven weeks. That's all. But we can do it.
史蒂夫·希尔顿: 七周。嗯,这里有很多人并不是来自加利福尼亚州。
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Steve Hilton: Seven weeks. Um, there's a lot of people here who aren't from California.
查马斯 / 杰森: 实际上,现场谁来自加州?请举手!掌声在哪里?
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Chamath / Jason: Well, actually, who's from California? Raise your hand. Some
查马斯 / 杰森: 加州居民,是的。不过,请帮大家解释一下,为什么加利福尼亚如此重要?
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Chamath / Jason: res California. Yeah. What's but but help explain why California is so important.
史蒂夫·希尔顿: 加州不仅是最大的州,也是地球上最富裕国家里最富裕、最重要的州。正如我刚才所说——加利福尼亚之于美国,正如美国之于世界。我是一个移民,2012年搬到了这里,就在查马斯所在的社区。我为什么选择这里?因为这片土地深深激励了我。一个多世纪以来,加州所代表的正是我们热爱美国的一切核心本质:创新、活力、野心、坚韧,以及那种叛逆精神。我们在洛杉矶建立了一个多世纪前彻底改变世界的娱乐产业;我们在硅谷建立了改变世界的技术产业;我们还拥有全球领先的农业工业。我们几乎在所有领域引领世界,正因如此,我们决不能任由加州继续沉沦。
英文原文
Steve Hilton: California is not just the biggest state uh the richest state and the richest most important country on earth. It's it's as I said just then and and you know I'm an immigrant moved here in 2012 in Chamath's neighborhood actually. Why? I chose it because of what it represented and has represented for a century or more which is in many ways the absolute essence of what we love about America. Innovation, energy, ambition, grit, that rebellious spirit, and that's why we've created so many industries here that completely change the world, starting right here in Los Angeles over a century ago with entertainment; technology, which you're all very familiar with; but also our wonderful agriculture industry. We lead the world in so many things and that's why it's so important we don't let it slide any further.
查马斯 / 杰森: 那么,如今加州的真实州情究竟如何?
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Chamath / Jason: What is the state of the state then?
史蒂夫·希尔顿: 尽管我们拥有无与伦比的天然优势——当权政客们还没来得及摧毁的那些东西,比如我们令人难以置信的自然风光、气候、创业生态、顶尖大学和人们的创新能量——但我不得不说,在民主党一党专政长达16年之后,加州如今面临着全美最高的贫困率、最高的失业率,以及最高的生活成本和住房成本。数百万人正在逃离,那些被留下来的人则苦苦挣扎。
英文原文
Steve Hilton: This state, I'm afraid, despite all our incredible advantages, and of course, we still have them. The things that the people in charge haven't managed to destroy yet, our incredible natural beauty, weather, the energy in our entrepreneurial community, top universities. But look at the facts. We've had 16 years of one-party rule. Today in California, the highest poverty in the nation, the highest unemployment, and of course, the highest cost of living. We have the highest housing cost in the country. People are leaving. Millions have left. And the people left behind are struggling.
一党专政之困:监管失控、官僚膨胀与法案真相
查马斯 / 杰森: 现场就有两位刚刚搬走的。
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Chamath / Jason: You got two right here.
史蒂夫·希尔顿: 没错!《首席执行官杂志》(Chief Executive Magazine)在其年度商业领袖调查中,已经连续十多年将加州评为全美商业环境第50名——也就是全美倒数第一。我们原本应该拥有最繁荣的工商业,却因为窒息性的监管和繁文缛节,彻底扼杀了企业的活力。
英文原文
Steve Hilton: And exactly. You've got now Chief Executive Magazine has ranked California in its annual survey of business leaders for more than a decade 50th out of 50. We should be leading the world, but instead we have strangling regulation and bureaucracy that drives job creators and families away.
查马斯 / 杰森: 他们投入了最多的资金,却制造了全美最糟糕的结果。不仅仅是对比其他州落后,而是倒数第一。我们都知道企业是如何衡量生产力的,但在萨克拉门托,衡量标准似乎完全反了过来。
英文原文
Chamath / Jason: created the worst outcomes. Not just um bad in comparison to other states, the worst out of every state. So look, we know we know how you measure productivity in business, but up in Sacramento, they seem to measure success by how much money they can spend and how many regulations they can pass, regardless of the results.
史蒂夫·希尔顿: 说的太对了。这就是一党专政的必然结果。无论在历史上是极左还是一党极右,缺乏竞争就会导致彻底的腐败与僵化。在萨克拉门托,立法者们以通过了多少项新法案来标榜自己的政绩。每年他们都会提出数千项法案,把监管条款叠加到厚达数千页,而每一项新法规都在增加普通加州人的生存成本。
英文原文
Steve Hilton: It's ex exactly right. Um we this is what happens with one party rule actually and you see that in history. um whether it's on the from the right or the left, when there is no competition, you get complacency and corruption. In Sacramento, legislators measure their success by how many laws they pass. Every single year thousands of bills are introduced, piling regulation upon regulation, and every single one adds cost to ordinary Californians.
查马斯 / 杰森: 所谓的“高产出”反倒成了对现实的破坏。本周四我们将在萨克拉门托揭露加州立法的真相:那些庞大复杂的法案,究竟是谁在背后起草的?
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Chamath / Jason: Very productive. We'd very exact productivity going up there. We're going to we're going to be doing this year's in Sacramento on Thursday. We printed out all the bills that have passed. Who is actually writing these laws? It's not the legislators; it's the special interests, the public sector unions, and the lobbyists who profit off the state's dysfunction.
史蒂夫·希尔顿: 加州有一个极其强大且由腐败利益资助的政治机器在掌控一切。特殊利益集团、工会和游说集团直接撰写法律,甚至提供立法模板。普通议员甚至在没有通读法案内容的情况下就按下赞成键。其结果就是我们看到的基础设施崩溃、天价能源账单以及失控的无家可归危机。
英文原文
Steve Hilton: Well, it's definitely the case that we have this very uh powerful and corruptly funded machine that's running everything. The special interest groups, the public sector unions, and the lobbying apparatus literally hand legislation to lawmakers. They vote on bills hundreds of pages long that they haven't even read, and the consequences fall directly on the citizens in the form of crumbling infrastructure, sky-high utility bills, and homeless encampments.
大卫·萨克斯: 史蒂夫,为什么加州选民即便迫切渴望改变,却依然觉得不投民主党就等于背叛?为什么许多理性的选民会感到如此内疚与不适?
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David Sacks: Steve, why do you think that people feel that it would be almost a betrayal though, even if they want change to not, you know, vote Democrat? Why is there this psychological barrier in California where people feel guilty not checking the box next to the 'D'?
史蒂夫·希尔顿: 我必须告诉你,加州人的容忍度已经触碰到了岩石般的底线。我走遍了加州全部58个县,参加了数百场面对面的活动。人们眼中的痛苦与疲惫是真实的。曾经的加州是住房可负担性的典范,如今加州平均房价接近100万美元,而平均年薪仅有6.5万美元。人们在街头、机场抓住我的手,对我说:“我这辈子都是民主党人,但这一次我必须投你,因为我们已经退无可退了。”如果今年我们无法打破一党垄断,商业领袖的大撤退将演变成毁灭性的大溃逃。
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Steve Hilton: I got to tell you, I think it's pretty rock bottom now in terms of what it's actually like to live here. I mean, I traveled this state. I've been to every single one of our 58 counties. The average home price in California is nearly a million dollars, while the median wage is around $65,000. People come up to me at events and say, "Steve, I've voted Democrat my whole life, but I'm voting for you because we simply cannot afford to survive here anymore." If we don't bring balance back right now, the exodus of families and businesses will become permanent.
查马斯 / 杰森: 让我们来谈谈胜选路径和数据。预测市场上你的胜率只有5%,民调显示你落后8%到20%。面对如此极化的加州,你的胜选算盘到底是什么?
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Chamath / Jason: Let's let's talk about the metrics and the path to victory here. Poly market has you at 5% chance of winning. The actual polls have you as close as 8% behind to 20% behind. You've got Republicans locked down, but what is the actual math to flip enough independents and moderate Democrats?
史蒂夫·希尔顿: 具体的竞选计划非常明确,这正是我们击中选民核心痛点的地方。
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Steve Hilton: What's the plan?
胜选路径解析:争取摇摆选民、平抑生活成本与对决贝塞拉
史蒂夫·希尔顿: 这是最关键的问题。我们的民调数据显示:33%的选民坚决支持我,41%支持民主党对手泽维尔·贝塞拉(Xavier Becerra),而剩下26%尚未做出决定。这26%绝大多数是工薪阶层,他们没有大学文凭,正在被残酷的生活成本压垮。他们过去随大流投票给民主党,但并非铁杆信徒。我们的施政纲领直击他们的生活负担:第一,前15万美元收入实行州个人所得税全免,让普通劳动家庭每年省下数千美元;第二,取消导致加州油价飙升至每加仑6美元的隐性碳税与低碳燃料标准附加费,将汽油价格降至每加仑3美元;第三,取消劳民伤财的高铁项目,裁减10%臃肿的州政府官僚,切断流入那些让流浪汉危机恶化的腐败非营利组织的资金!
英文原文
Steve Hilton: No, it's a great question. It's the question in many ways. Um, and I'll just give you our metrics and our numbers. In our polling, 33% are solidly with me, 41% with Xavier Becerra, and 26% are undecided. That 26% is made up of working-class Californians without college degrees who are living on the edge. They are completely open to voting for change. Our platform gives them immediate relief: first, no state income tax on the first $150,000 of income, putting thousands back in the pockets of working families; second, eliminating the hidden taxes, the Cap-and-Trade and Low Carbon Fuel Standard mandates that make California gas $6 a gallon, bringing it down to $3 a gallon; and third, cutting state budget bloat by 10%, killing the High-Speed Rail boondoggle, and defunding the corrupt homeless non-profits that worsen the crisis.
查马斯 / 杰森: 取消15万美元以下所得税,加州的财政缺口怎么弥补?
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Chamath / Jason: How do you pay for zero state income tax on the first $150,000 without crashing the state budget?
史蒂夫·希尔顿: 加州的州财政预算在过去十年里翻了一倍以上!从1000多亿美元暴增到超过3000亿美元,而加州的人口却流失了200多万。所有公共服务都恶化了,钱全被浪费在无休止的官僚层级和特权项目上。通过削减10%的官僚冗余、撤销300多亿美元的高铁资金、彻底清查每年数百亿美元去向不明的无家可归治理项目,我们完全可以在不影响核心公共服务的前提下实现减税。
英文原文
Steve Hilton: California's state budget doubled over the last decade, from roughly $140 billion to over $300 billion, while we lost millions of residents! Did public services double in quality? No, they got twice as bad. By shrinking bureaucratic bloat by 10%, terminating the catastrophic high-speed rail project, and shutting down the unaccountable non-profit industrial complex profiting off homelessness, we have more than enough savings to fund tax cuts for hardworking families.
查马斯 / 杰森: 那么与泽维尔·贝塞拉的9月30日辩论呢?你打算如何在全州观众面前打破他的光环?
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Chamath / Jason: What about the upcoming debate on September 30th against Xavier Becerra? How do you expose his record on stage?
史蒂夫·希尔顿: 贝塞拉代表了加州建制派的一切劣迹。作为前加州总检察长和现任联邦官员,他经手的每一个部门都效率低下、官僚主义泛滥。他从未在私营领域创造过一个真实的就业岗位。在辩论台上,我会直接把加州的破败事实摆在他面前:创纪录的犯罪率、失控的游民账单、全美最高的能源价格。他必须对这16年来的一党败绩负责。
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Steve Hilton: Xavier Becerra is the walking embodiment of Sacramento's failed ruling class. As attorney general and in Washington, he has spent decades expanding government without ever producing positive results or creating a private-sector job. I will hold him directly accountable for the 50th-ranked business climate, the highest gas prices in America, and the failure to protect Californians from rampant street crime and homelessness.
斯宾塞·普拉特加入:草根反思与洛杉矶市选逆袭内幕
主持人 / 杰森: 让我们欢迎另一位在洛杉矶政坛掀起滔天巨浪的特别嘉宾——斯宾塞·普拉特(Spencer Pratt)!
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Host / Jason: You know his face. You know his name. His name is Spencer Pratt. He's shaken up local politics in Los Angeles like nobody else. Welcome to the stage, Spencer!
斯宾塞·普拉特: 感谢大家!市长凯伦·巴斯(Karen Bass)跟我可绝对尿不到一个壶里。我指责这帮政客彻底毁了我们的城市!
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Spencer Pratt: Mayor Bass and I are definitely not working together. I blame this person and the entire city leadership for burning Los Angeles to the ground and making it unlivable for normal people.
史蒂夫·希尔顿: 斯宾塞,见到你太高兴了。
英文原文
Steve Hilton: Spencer, great to see you, buddy.
主持人 / 杰森: 在加州想要打破这个政治机器有多难?斯宾塞,你在洛杉矶第4选区所做的一切简直让人惊叹。
英文原文
Host / Jason: I mean, how hard is it to break the machine in California? Spencer, you did something extraordinary in terms of an independent campaign challenging the entrenched establishment.
史蒂夫·希尔顿: 是的,那是一个由利益集团构筑的坚固机器。
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Steve Hilton: Spencer, you challenged the political machine head on.
主持人 / 杰森: 让我们给斯宾塞热烈的掌声!
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Host / Jason: Spencer, you did something worthy of a round of applause for sure.
斯宾塞·普拉特: 最初引发这一切的,只是我讲出了大实话。我做的不过是走上街头,掏出手机拍下真实的洛杉矶:被垃圾、针头和帐篷霸占的公园,被砸毁抢劫的小商铺,还有那些嚣张跋扈的激进政客。我的对手是来自美国民主社会主义者(DSA)的妮西娅·拉曼(Nithya Raman)。在选举当晚,我还在餐厅庆祝胜利,因为计票最初我领先了整整12个百分点!
英文原文
Spencer Pratt: Initially, what kicked off was just the truth. That's all I did. I went out on the streets with my phone and filmed the reality: public parks overrun with open-air drug markets, businesses being terrorized, and our leadership doing nothing. My opponent was Nithya Raman, an open member of the Democratic Socialists of America (DSA). On election night, I was at Don Antonio's celebrating because I was winning by 12 points!
斯宾塞·普拉特: 然而三天后,机器开始“工作”了。落后的选票被不可思议地一批批逆转。整个机制的设计就是为了让外界眼中的作弊在法律条文下变得完全合法。
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Spencer Pratt: Yeah, I was celebrating while my opponent from the DSA looked defeated. But in California, election night isn't election night anymore. Over the next two weeks, tens of thousands of late-arriving mail-in ballots flooded in, and suddenly the lead evaporated. The system is designed so what any normal observer considers cheating is completely legalized through loopholes and ballot operations.
史蒂夫·希尔顿: 斯宾塞的话揭示了核心问题:当权者通过修改法律规则,让权力的更迭变得几乎不可能。他们把公共治理变成了意识形态的试验场。
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Steve Hilton: Can I just say one thing to underline what Spencer said? The establishment changes the statutory framework to make incumbent power unchallengeable, transforming our cities into radical ideological playgrounds while ordinary residents pick up the bill.
城市微观治理剖析:公共绿地危机、小企业生存困境与制度激励错位
斯宾塞·普拉特: 洛杉矶现在有多荒唐?官方宣称全市有5万名无照食品流动摊贩。他们可以在居民区路边、人行道上随意支起烧烤架,不需要卫生许可证,不需要纳税,不需要交租金,洗手洗碗的水直接倒进雨水井。如果你是一个合规开店的餐厅老板,你必须支付数万美元申请许可证,遵守苛刻的环保法规,按月缴纳昂贵税费,还要被卫生局三天两头检查罚款!
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Spencer Pratt: The craziest part about this: they say there's 50,000 illegal street food vendors in LA. They set up giant grills and fryers right on the sidewalk outside brick-and-mortar restaurants. No health inspection, no commercial permits, no sales taxes, no rent. Meanwhile, the legal small restaurant owner across the street pays tens of thousands in fees, gets harassed by city inspectors over grease traps, pays crippling taxes, and watches their customers get siphoned off.
查马斯 / 杰森: 如果洛杉矶继续选出像凯伦·巴斯这样的市长,这意味着什么?
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Chamath / Jason: What does it say, Spencer, if the city re-elects Karen Bass and keeps this direction?
斯宾塞·普拉特: 这意味着这座城市的制度在公然奖赏违法者,同时严酷惩罚守法公民!你遵纪守法,你缴纳高昂的财产税和所得税,但你的孩子连家门口的公园都进不去,因为草坪上堆满了垃圾和针头;你的小店铺每天被入室盗窃,警察却因为警力削减和所谓“轻罪不究”根本不予出警。这是对勤劳正直人群的彻底背叛。
英文原文
Spencer Pratt: It tells you that the entire incentive structure in California is completely inverted: we punish law-abiding citizens and reward lawlessness. If you follow every single rule, pay property taxes, register your LLC, you get taxed to death and ignored. If you break the law, pitch a tent on a sidewalk, run an illegal business, the city hands you free stipends and immunity from enforcement.
史蒂夫·希尔顿: 斯宾塞总结得极其深刻。加州已经沦为一个“守规矩者倒霉、胡作非为者获益”的畸形社会。我们必须在11月把常识带回加州!
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Steve Hilton: Spencer nailed the core issue. California has become a state where doing the right thing makes you a sucker, and ignoring the law is rewarded with government deference. That is what we are fighting to dismantle.
选票制度深度拷问:选票收集、选民名册漏洞与选举机制合法性
斯宾塞·普拉特: 很多人问我:“斯宾塞,你既然说选举有问题,你为什么不申请重新计票?”大家听好:在加州,重新计票毫无意义!因为你只是在把那些原本就存在问题的选票再用机器数一遍!
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Spencer Pratt: Everyone kept saying to me, "Spencer, if the election was stolen from you, why didn't you pay for a recount?" Let me explain why: a recount in California does nothing! All a recount does is feed the exact same processed pieces of paper back through the scanning machine. They don't re-verify the signature on the outside envelope once it's separated from the ballot!
大卫·萨克斯: 斯宾塞,请仔细向大家剖析一下选票收集(Ballot Harvesting)以及选民名册的具体运作机制。这到底是违法的作弊,还是合法的制度漏洞?
英文原文
David Sacks: Spencer, explain the precise mechanics of ballot harvesting and the voter rolls in California. Is this illegal fraud under existing statute, or is the system designed to make industrial-scale harvesting legally permissible?
斯宾塞·普拉特: 它在加州是完全合法的!这就是最惊人的地方。在其他州,替别人收集选票是重罪;而在加州,民主党通过了法律,允许任何带薪政治活动家挨家挨户收集无限数量的邮寄选票。只要活动家不是“按张提成”,而是按小时工薪受雇于竞选组织,他们就可以进入大型公寓楼、无家可归者庇护所、养老院,成捆成批地把填好的选票收上来!
英文原文
Spencer Pratt: That's the whole point: it is 100% legal under California statute! In most states, third-party ballot harvesting is a felony. In California, the legislature legalized unlimited ballot collection. Paid campaign operatives can walk into apartment complexes, shelters, and senior homes, collect thousands of ballots, and drop them off in boxes with zero chain-of-custody verification. As long as you pay the harvesters by the hour rather than per-ballot, it is fully sanctioned by state law.
大卫·萨克斯: 那么选民名册呢?加州的选民登记名单存在什么致命问题?
英文原文
David Sacks: What about the voter rolls? What makes California's active voter lists so vulnerable to mass harvesting operations?
斯宾塞·普拉特: 加州实行全员邮寄选票制度,每个在册“活跃选民”都会自动收到选票。但是加州的选民名册根本不进行有效清理!如果你搬去了德克萨斯,或者搬去了另一个城市,或者原来的租客搬走了,选票依然会源源不断寄到旧地址。洛杉矶市中心甚至有一个空置废弃的停车场,每个选举周期都能收到几百张寄过来的选票!这些无人认领的真实有效选票落在地上,政治活动家可以轻易拾取,找人代签甚至直接投递。没有任何有效的选民身份证(Voter ID)查验,系统对这种大规模收票完全门户开放!
英文原文
Spencer Pratt: California sends universal mail-in ballots to every registered name, but the voter rolls are never purged. If someone moved to Texas five years ago, or moved apartments, the ballot still arrives at the old address. There are commercial lots and vacant properties in Los Angeles receiving hundreds of active ballots! These are real, certified ballots sitting in piles in apartment lobbies. Political operatives collect them, harvest them, and submit them. Without mandatory Voter ID, there is zero verification of who actually marked that ballot.
帕利塞兹大火反思:蓄水池放空渎职、起诉加州政府与普拉特下一步行动
查马斯 / 杰森: 谈谈帕利塞兹大火(Palisades Fire)。那场火灾中加州政府与地方官员的渎职程度,简直耸人听闻。
英文原文
Chamath / Jason: Let's turn to the Pacific Palisades fire and the catastrophic failure of local and state governance. What happened with the water infrastructure during that disaster?
斯宾塞·普拉特: 那场大火彻底摧毁了无数家庭。最令人愤怒的是,当地原本有用于紧急灭火的庞大蓄水池,但在火灾发生时,蓄水池竟然是彻底放空的!消防栓水压严重不足,消防员眼睁睁看着房屋被火焰吞噬却无水可用!这是彻头彻尾的重大过失和政府渎职。目前已经有超过10,000名受害者联合发起了大规模侵权诉讼(Mass Tort),直接起诉加州政府和地方水务部门的灾难性疏忽!
英文原文
Spencer Pratt: The Palisades fire was an absolute tragedy caused by pure incompetence. We had dedicated multi-million-gallon reservoirs designed to supply water pressure for wildfire fighting in the hills, and the city literally emptied them for maintenance and never refilled them! When the fire erupted, hydrants were completely dry. Firefighters were standing there helpless while neighborhoods burned. It is a massive tort lawsuit right now with 10,000 victims suing the state and city for gross negligence.
查马斯 / 杰森: 斯宾塞,你接下来有什么打算?你会再次参选公职吗?
英文原文
Chamath / Jason: Spencer, what's next for you? Are you running again? What is your roadmap for Los Angeles?
斯宾塞·普拉特: 我绝对不会放弃。他们以为通过这些盘根错节的官僚手段就能把我吓退,但他们彻底激怒了我。我会继续用镜头揭露真相,支持像史蒂夫·希尔顿这样敢于对体制动手术的领袖,并且我会再次参选!加州属于勤劳、清醒、有创造力的公民,绝不能任由这帮极端激进政客肆意践踏!
英文原文
Spencer Pratt: I am 100% running again. They thought they could demoralize me with bureaucratic games and corrupt ballot machines, but it only proved how terrified they are of everyday citizens exposing their incompetence. I will keep speaking out, documenting the collapse, and fighting alongside leaders like Steve Hilton until we reclaim this state for the people who actually love it and built it.
杰森·卡拉卡尼斯: 女士们,先生们,感谢斯宾塞·普拉特!精彩绝伦!
英文原文
Jason Calacanis: Ladies and gentlemen, Spencer Pratt! Wow. Thanks, bro. All right. Great stuff.